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Friday, April 25, 2025

Zip It, Sis: The Divine Art of Keeping Your Mouth Shut


 

Whew, honey. I know. I know.

It’s been three whole weeks since I last posted, and you’ve probably assumed I ran off to Bali to start a llama farm and soul-search in silk robes. But no, no exotic sabbaticals here. Just the usual: spilled coffee on my keyboard (thanks, Lincoln), a brief but dramatic attempt at organizing my junk drawer (I still have no idea where my tape measure is), and one emotional spiral after watching a shampoo commercial that hit a little too hard.

Also, Lincoln—my four-legged tornado disguised as a dog—ate my to-do list. Literally. So if I missed your birthday or forgot to upload that one printable I promised was “coming soon,” blame him, not me. He looked zero percent sorry, by the way.

But okay, now that we're all caught up and you've forgiven me (right?), let’s get into something that’s been sitting heavy on my spirit lately:

The Sacred Skill of Shutting. Your. Mouth.

Yep, we’re going there today.

Because let’s be real: sometimes the hardest spiritual flex is not clapping back, not spilling the tea, and not airing your truth like it’s a clearance sale at Target.

Listen, I’m not saying you haven’t been wronged. You probably were. You might’ve been lied to, disrespected, overlooked, or full-on betrayed. And oooh girl, I know the urge to unleash that perfectly-crafted monologue you rehearsed in the shower. But here's what Proverbs 21:23 says:

“Whoever keeps his mouth and his tongue keeps himself out of trouble.”
(Proverbs 21:23, ESV)

Mic. Drop.

Let’s unpack that with a little sass and a lot of truth.

Keeping your mouth shut isn’t weakness—it’s wisdom. It’s not silence out of fear; it’s silence born from strength. It’s choosing peace over pettiness. It’s the holy art of knowing that just because you can say something, doesn’t mean you should.

And let me tell you, I have failed this test more than once. There have been moments when I opened my mouth and words flew out like bats from a cave. Instant regret. And who was left cleaning up the emotional glitter bomb? Me. Always me.

But lately, God’s been dealing with me in the quiet. Teaching me that some battles aren’t mine to fight—and some receipts don’t need to be printed, laminated, and handed out in group chats.

But Back to Lincoln…

You know how I said he ate my to-do list? Well, the irony is that right before he did that, I had scribbled down “stay quiet even when you're right.” I took it as a sign. Maybe divine, maybe just canine—but a sign nonetheless.

So here’s what I want you to walk away with today:

  • You don’t have to react to everything.

  • You don’t have to explain yourself to everyone.

  • You don’t have to prove a point to people who already made up their minds.

Protect your peace like Lincoln protects his chew toys—ferociously and without apology.

There is wisdom in restraint. There's power in poise. And sometimes, the loudest message is the one you don’t deliver.

So the next time you feel the fire rising, remember Proverbs 21:23. Say this little prayer, take a deep breath, and maybe lock yourself in the pantry with a cookie. (Not that I’ve done that. Ahem.)

Lord, help my mouth.

No seriously, HELP.
Because sometimes I want to say all the things—
With boldness, with flair, and maybe with a little petty on the side.

But deep down, I know peace is better than proving a point.
So remind me that I don’t need to fight every battle,
Respond to every shade,
Or win every argument.

Give me the strength to hush when I want to holler,

To sip water instead of spill tea,
And to choose wisdom over wildin’ out.

Holy Spirit, sit on my tongue if you have to.
Tack it down with heavenly duct tape.
I’m here for growth... even when it’s uncomfortable.

Amen and amen

Love you big,
Mean it even bigger,
And I promise to blog again before Lincoln eats something else.

Xoxo,
Maggie (& Lincoln)

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Hard Question of the Day: Have you ever felt lost or directionless? How did you handle it?



Oh honey, not only have I felt lost—I practically had a permanent residence in “What the actual f*ck am I doing?” land.

For years, I’ve been praying, begging, and occasionally yelling at God to just give me a clue. Like, come on—billboard? Skywriting? Something?

And then a couple of weeks ago, after having the kind of nightmare that makes you question everything—literal demons pulling at me, trying to drag me down—I snapped. I sat up in bed, eyes wild, heart racing, and I had a full-on verbal throwdown.

I told the devil to go straight back to hell and leave my family the hell alone. (Loudly. With emphasis. Lincoln, bless his loyal furry soul, didn’t even flinch—he’s used to my spiritual rants.)

Then I turned to God—still in my pajamas, hair a mess, mascara under my eyes—and I begged. For peace. For purpose. For something that made sense. And wouldn’t you know it, God delivered—in the way He always does. Quietly. Immediately. Perfectly timed.

I tripped—literally—over an old notebook, and inside it? A note I’d scribbled forever ago: “You’d make a great life coach.”


Cue the heavenly choir, the goosebumps, the ugly-cry moment.
That was it. My answer. My “aha” moment from the middle of the mess.

Let’s be clear: I am not some perfectly polished guru with a five-step plan to fix your life. I’ve made a ton of mistakes. Like, "Should probably write a book called What Not to Do" level mistakes. So yeah, the idea of guiding anyone felt a little ridiculous at first. But here’s the thing—I’m not claiming to have all the answers. I’m in school right now to get the real tools, because I believe people deserve more than just vibes and good intentions.

That said, my mess has taught me some sh*t. Real-life, hard-earned, soul-stretching lessons. And if my chaos can help someone else find clarity—or at least not feel so alone in theirs—then maybe that mess wasn’t wasted after all.

The rest? History in the making.
And yes, Lincoln’s still at my side, judging my snack choices but fully supporting my glow-up.

So if you’re feeling lost: yell, cry, pray, color curse words—whatever gets you through. But keep your ears open. That whisper you’ve been begging for? It might already be waiting in a pile of your old sh*t.


Now it’s your turn:
Have you ever felt completely off-track, out of control, or like life was just... confusing AF?
What pulled you through—or are you still wandering? That’s okay too.

Let it out below. This is a judgment-free, messy-bun, praise-hands, “Jesus take the wheel” zone.


Need a little joy (and profanity) in your healing journey?
Shop my digital swear word coloring books here:
👉 maggieprintzcharming.etsy.com

Want to follow my journey into life coaching (or work with me)?
More to come soon—stay tuned, loves.


A Prayer for the Directionless
Dear God,
When I don’t know where I’m going, help me trust that You do.
Calm the noise in my head and the ache in my heart.
Give me peace that silences fear, and purpose that silences doubt.
Heal the places I’ve been hurt, and show me where You want me to go.
I’m tired of trying to figure it all out on my own.
Lead me. Use me. Remind me that even in the mess, You’re moving.
And thank You—for loving me, cussing and all.
Amen.


xoxo

Maggie & Lincoln




Holy Sh*t, Let’s Talk About Swearing (and Coloring)

  

Yes, I’m Christian. Yes, I curse. And yes, I made a whole line of digital coloring books filled with the kind of words that would make your grandma clutch her pearls.

Let’s be real—adulting is exhausting. Some days you need Jesus, and some days you need to scream into a pillow and color the word “f*cknugget” in bubble letters surrounded by daisies. That’s where my Etsy shop comes in.

Hey, we’ve all got our thing. Yours just happens to be coloring curse words beautifully. Besides, grace covers a lot—including a few well-placed f-bombs.

You ever get pushback from people about mixing faith and swearing, or do most folks just get the humor?

I’m creating a collection of digital coloring books that let you laugh, vent, and create—all at once. Whether you’re in the mood for sarcastic swears, floral profanity, or a dose of grace with your sass, I’ve got you covered.

Each book is made to print at home or color digitally. So light a candle, put on your favorite playlist, and let the stress melt away—one curse word at a time.

Check out the goods @ maggieprintzcharming.etsy.com. Go ahead. Color your feelings. Jesus understands.

In the meantime......

A Quick Prayer for My Profanity Problem



Dear Lord,
You know my heart—and also my mouth.
I try to be patient, but sometimes the words just fly out.
Bless those who test me, and forgive me for the colorful language I use when they do.
Help me to be kind, even when I want to scream,
And thank You for giving me creativity (even if it shows up in four-letter words).
I’m a work in progress, and You’re not done with me yet.
Amen.


xoxo

Love and F-Bombs,

Maggie & Lincoln

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Darlings of the dark and curious... 🕯️



Darlings of the dark and curious... 🕯️

I had grand plans to summon a perfectly polished post tonight, but alas — this witch is exhausted. Like, “conjure me a nap spell and let the moon tuck me in” kinda tired. 🌒💤

So here it is — raw, real, and wrapped in sass — my latest Vampire Diaries quiz + GIF carousel. If you vibe with it, leave a little magic in the comments. And if not... well, Mercury’s probably in retrograde. p.s. - I got Stefan! 😘


🧛 Which Vampire Diaries Character Are You? 🩸

Take the ultimate trivia + personality quiz to discover your Mystic Falls match! Answer all questions and count your choices at the end.

🧠 Vampire Diaries Trivia (1–20)

  1. What year did the Vampire Diaries first air?
    A. 2009
    B. 2010
    C. 2008
    D. 2011

  2. Who turned Caroline Forbes into a vampire?
    A. Damon
    B. Katherine
    C. Klaus
    D. Rebekah

  3. What is the name of Elena’s doppelgänger?
    A. Katherine Pierce
    B. Rebekah Mikaelson
    C. Lexi Branson
    D. Isobel Flemming

  4. What is Bonnie Bennett’s supernatural ability?
    A. Werewolf
    B. Vampire
    C. Witch
    D. Hybrid

  5. What do you need to kill an Original vampire?
    A. Wooden bullet
    B. White oak stake
    C. Wolfsbane dagger
    D. Vervain water

  6. Who was the first original vampire we met in the series?
    A. Elijah
    B. Klaus
    C. Kol
    D. Rebekah

  7. What is the name of the town where the show is set?
    A. Mystic River
    B. Mystic Falls
    C. Shadow Creek
    D. Crescent Valley

  8. Who said: “You want a love that consumes you”?
    A. Damon
    B. Elena
    C. Stefan
    D. Caroline

  9. Who was the first Salvatore brother Elena met?
    A. Damon
    B. Stefan
    C. Both at once
    D. Neither

  10. What is Damon’s favorite drink?
    A. Bourbon
    B. Whiskey
    C. Wine
    D. Blood

  11. Who is the “Original Hybrid”?
    A. Elijah
    B. Klaus
    C. Marcel
    D. Tyler

  12. What object protects vampires from the sun?
    A. Magic ring
    B. Vervain necklace
    C. Daylight ring
    D. Crystal pendant

  13. Who did Elena kiss first as a vampire?
    A. Stefan
    B. Damon
    C. Elijah
    D. Matt

  14. Who founded the vampire-hunting council?
    A. Gilberts
    B. Lockwoods
    C. Salvatores
    D. Founding Families

  15. What’s the name of the vampire cure?
    A. The Elixir
    B. The Cure
    C. Ancestor’s Blood
    D. Phoenix Stone

  16. Who becomes the Anchor to the Other Side?
    A. Bonnie
    B. Jeremy
    C. Elena
    D. Katherine

  17. Who is Elena’s biological mother?
    A. Isobel
    B. Jenna
    C. Katherine
    D. Miranda

  18. What’s the name of the dimension where supernatural creatures go when they die?
    A. The Void
    B. The Other Side
    C. Limbo
    D. The Afterlight

  19. What supernatural creature is Tyler Lockwood?
    A. Vampire
    B. Hybrid
    C. Werewolf
    D. Human

  20. What is Caroline Forbes' mom’s profession?
    A. Mayor
    B. Teacher
    C. Sheriff
    D. Doctor

🌟 Personality Picks (21–25)

  1. What’s your love language?
    A. Words of affirmation
    B. Giving gifts
    C. Quality time
    D. Acts of service

  2. What’s your biggest fear?
    A. Losing control
    B. Being alone
    C. Getting hurt
    D. Being forgotten

  3. Where would you hang out in Mystic Falls?
    A. The library
    B. The woods
    C. Salvatore house
    D. The Grill

  4. What’s your favorite iconic quote?
    A. “You want a love that consumes you.”
    B. “I’m not sorry that I’m in love with you.”
    C. “I survived.”
    D. “Game on.”

  5. Pick a supernatural power:
    A. Immortality
    B. Magic
    C. Speed
    D. Mind control

🔮 Results

Tally your personality answer letters (questions 21–25):

  • Mostly A's: You’re Damon Salvatore – Bold, brooding, and passionate with a twist of chaos.
  • Mostly B's: You’re Stefan Salvatore – Thoughtful, loyal, and carrying a deep emotional burden.
  • Mostly C's: You’re Katherine Pierce – Fierce, clever, and always three steps ahead.
  • Mostly D's: You’re Bonnie Bennett – Strong, magical, and the glue that holds everyone together.
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May your coffee be strong, your eyeliner sharp, and your vampire dramas never end.

If this post made you smile, scream, or start binge-watching all over again... drop a comment or share the love. Your magic means everything.

Until the next spell —

✨ Ashes to Armor 🖤
Maggie & Lincoln, curled up on my pillow as always 🐶🔮